— officialunitedstates: me:  goes to lowes lowes...

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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me:  goes to lowes

lowes man:  how can I help you son

me:  first of all I am not your son.  second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals

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bruh idk why but i love going to lowes i want to buy everything and just build shit idk school q

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#idk #bruh #idk why #but i love going to lowes #i want to buy everything #and just build shit #school q